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<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Jeremy Paxman:</td><td>What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Homosexuals.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Jeremy Paxman:</td><td>No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Jamie Theakston:</td><td>Where do you think Cambridge University is?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Geography isn't my strong point.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Jamie Theakston:</td><td>There's a clue in the title.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Leicester</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">BBC NORFOLK</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Stewart White:</td><td>Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>I don't know.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Stewart White:</td><td>I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Arm</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Stewart White:</td><td>Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Strong.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Stewart White:</td><td>Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Louis</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Stewart White:</td><td>Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Frank Sinatra?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Alex Trelinski:</td><td>What is the capital of Italy ?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>France ...</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Trelinski:</td><td>France is another country. Try again.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Oh, um, Benidorm.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Trelinski:</td><td>Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Sorry, I don't know.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Trelinski:</td><td>Just guess a country then.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Paris ..</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Anne Robinson</td><td>Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: Prison, or the Conservative Party?
</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>The Conservative Party.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>DJ Mark:</td><td>For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Ruth from Rowley Regis:</td><td>I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Bamber Gascoigne:</td><td>What was Gandhi's first name?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Goosy?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">GWR FM ( Bristol )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO? MANCHESTER )</td><td> </td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil:</td><td colSpan="2">What's 11 squared?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>I don't know.</td><td> </td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil:</td><td>I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.</td><td> </td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Is it five?</td><td> </td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">RICHARD AND JUDY</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Richard:</td><td>Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Forrest Gump.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">RICHARD AND JUDY</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Richard:</td><td>On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Err. ... ...</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Richard:</td><td>He makes bread ... .. .</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Err .. .....</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Richard:</td><td>He makes cakes ... .. .</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Kipling Street ?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">LINCS FM PHONE-IN</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Barcelona ....</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>I was really after the name of a country.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain ..</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Question:</td><td>What is the world's largest continent?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>The Pacific.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">ROCK FM ( PRESTON )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Who Framed Roger Rabbit?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Steve Le Favre:</td><td>What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Magna Carta?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>James O'Brien:</td><td>How many kings of England have been called Henry?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Err, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth .. ER. ER ... Three?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Chris Searle:</td><td>In which European country is Mount Etna ?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Caller:</td><td>Japan ...</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Chris Searle:</td><td>I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Caller:</td><td>Err ........ Mexico ?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE )</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Paul Wappat:</td><td>How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant (long pause):</td><td>Fourteen days.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Daryl Denham:</td><td>In which country would you spend shekels?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Holland ?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Daryl Denham:</td><td>Try the next letter of the alphabet..</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Iceland ? Ireland ?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Daryl Denham: (helpfully)</td><td>It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>No.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil Wood:</td><td>What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Err... ..... ...</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil Wood:</td><td>It's got two syllables . . . Kor .</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Blimey?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil Wood:</td><td>Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . .</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>(Silence)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Phil Wood:</td><td>OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . ..</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Walked?</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">THE VAULT</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Melanie Sykes:</td><td>What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Nostalgia.</td></tr></t></table>
<table style="color: rgb34, 34, 34; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;"><t><tr vAlign="top"><td colSpan="2">LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>What religion was Guy Fawkes?</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Contestant:</td><td>Jewish.</td></tr><tr vAlign="top"><td>Presenter:</td><td>That's close enough.</td></tr></t></table>
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